10 Worst Things About Life After College
Here are ten good reasons why you should never graduate from college.
1. Waking Up Earlier Than In College
The time you woke up in college = lunchtime at work
2. No Homework… Instead, “Take Home Work”
Hooray for being paid on salary!
3. Your Drinking Partner is Your 50 Yr Old Boss
Or co-workers twice your age
4. Paying Taxes
“Who’s FICA and why does he get all my money?”
5. Professor Values Your Ideas… Bosses Don’t
And then he comes up with the same idea next week
6. Spring Break?
Bwahahaha, what’s that?
7. Same Diet After College
The only thing I cook right almost every time
8. Making This Face a Lot More
… When This is How You Feel
Especially at Work
9. Listening to Kelly Clarkson for Inspiration
We’ve all been there
10. You’re Starting All Over… Again
This time it counts!
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